Here is a funny, pre-worn black T-Shirt, size XXL (2XL) that proclaims: “I didn’t do it” silk-screened in white on the front chest of the shirt. Nothing on the back.
The T-Shirt measures 26 inches across the chest measured under the arms and from the back of the neck band to the bottom hem is 30 inches. No holes or stains and 100% cotton.