Know someone who is a soon-to-be retiree?! Here is a white, new (tag still attached) T-Shirt, size Large that was gift that was never worn. On the front, the words silk-screened in red, black and yellow that reads: Retired Now Give Me My Damn Discount and in very small letters under the word “MY” the date of 96. Nothing on the back. The T-Shirt measures 22 inches across the chest measured under the arms and from the back of the neckband to the bottom hem is 31 inches. No holes or stains and 100% cotton.