Here is a black, pre-worn T-Shirt, size Large that has a graphic on the front that reads: You Know You’re OVER THE HILL When….and a list of things like: People who call at 10:00pm and ask “Did I wake you?” You have a party and the neighbors don’t even realize it. You remember when a dollar was considered a generous allowance and more! Nothing on the back. The T-Shirt measures 22 inches across the chest measured under the arms and from the back of the neckband to the bottom hem is 29 inches. No holes or stains and 100% cotton.