Here is a funny size LARGE white pre-worn T-Shirt that sends a message without saying a word. With a graphic of Santa, it reads... He Knows When You Are Sleeping... And With Whom! The artist Cosmo had a great drawing of Santa and a reindeer.
The shirt measures 22 inches across the chest measured under the arms and from the back of the neck band to the bottom hem is 28 inches. Worn a few times with just a little fading to the graphics and no stains or holes I could find.
Cheaper than a detective!